The Bear

There’s been this bear up in Sun Valley, roaming the streets, breaking things, stealing stuff, terrifying people, and basically just doing what it needs to do to get by.

The authorities finally caught the bear, sedated it, brought it back to the forest, and dropped it off on some corner between trees.

The bear had already been tagged, which means it’s not the first time this has happened.

He’s probably just waking up now in some strange corner of the woods with a bad headache, wondering “Where am I? How did I get here? What the fuck happened last night?”

Listening to the story on the radio I had a real “there but for the grace of God go I” moment. I so related to that bear.